plumprlvr's blog post - Various things bouncing in my head

Coming home from Safeway, what sort of name for a grocery store is that?. We're Safeway, we won't poison you or knock you up! Anyhow I see a sign at a school. Girl Scout Sale. Guess what - they would not sell one girl scout or scout leader to me. They wanted me to buy a used toaster or chairs. I offered a grand for the 30 something redhead leader.
Why are Queens "Fat Bottom Girls and Gerry Raffertys "Baker Street" on an endless loop in my brain.
Why do old people always seem to win lotteries?
Is there a reason for Gilbert Gottfried and why is he still annoying.
When did Richard Petty get so old? He's on Barrett/Jackson car auction (yes I have no life this weekend) and he is looking soooooooo old.
Karma sucks. I think I'm paying for three lifetimes ago.
Just when I think I got this whole thing sussed, the government changes the rules.
Why does my cock get hard when I don't want it to but it stays limp when I want it hard.
It's only money and you can always make more.
Anybody in the Bay Area want to help me work on a 1960 Chevy half-ton? I've done a couple of Advance Design trucks but I just can't get into this ugly betty of a truck.