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oooos4all's blog post - damn not another one

Saturday, November 10, 2007, 6:05:27 PM
A Little lifes lesson.

In order to have a perfect lawn you have to send time every week mowing fertilizing and weeding.

Every week all you life you mow that lawn. No matter how hot or how it nearly beats you to death you are out there every week.

You have the prettiest lawn in town.

One day in the hottest part of summer you are out there sweating and fighting the heat to mow and keep that lawn perfect. Just as you are finishing, the heat and physical stress overcome you and you drop dead.

A week later the lawn needs mowing and it looks like you were never there.

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10-Nov-07 23:11:51
ahh but you will be remembered as the dude with the imaculate lawn ... and look what has happened to it now he is gone ..?
pixellust
11-Nov-07 3:40:53
I hear ya! We had a neighbor behind us who got up every morning to water his lawn... mowed it every few days. The grass was over watered, fertilized, the works. Looked great. Then he moved, and another couple has the house. Lots of bare patches now. Sad, really. So long as the grass is short enough and is basically growing, we don't do anything with our lawn. More important things to do in life, really.
11-Nov-07 7:56:19
well, it depends how long it took them to find you after dropping dead. i mean, let's say you laid there for a few weeks or months...think of the fertilizer you provided.
(okay, that was sick. been watching too many Crime Scene Investigation shows late at night...sorry.)