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| Sunday, December 23, 2007, 5:30:38 AM |
The Maid wanted a pay increase. Madam was very upset about this and asked, "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" Maria: " Well Madam, there are 3 reasons why I want an increase." "First, I iron better than you." Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria, "The Master said so." Madam: "Oh" Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Madam: "Nonsense, who said you are a better cook than me?" Maria: "The Master did." Madam: "Oh." Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you." Madam: ( very upset now ) "Did the Master say that as well?" Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did." (SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE) those that laugh--- your naughty! |
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