mortadella5553's blog post - at work , slow day

Raining here, probably will all day, usually makes for a quiet day, thats good for the customers. Had leek soup and sandwiches for lunch, I love soup, perfect day for it. Paperwork is all done, lets see what can I do??????? how about peeking into the lives of some of my new friend here on NN? always good for 5 min. (hours) True story below!


A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Oklahoma Hills.
Cowboy: "Nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Indian: (Look of shock!)
Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (pointing at the Indian)
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian: (Look of total disbelief)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Life's great."
Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing to the Indian)
Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."
Indian: (Look of total amazement)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"



Indian: "Sheep lie."

TRUE STORY!! I hope I don't get in the same trouble that Sphynx Lady did about her friend Sarah, for the sheep reference! LOL my sincere apologies to all offended. I and whipping my back to punish myself right now. Video to follow!