mortadella5553's blog post - Funny florist

Went to a wine tasting yesterday--usually I spit out the wine because once you have a glass or so you cant really taste definitively anymore. This time was a dinner and tasting, wine I didn't plan on buying anyway so I swallowed - everything- and I tipped the waitress in advance so she was right there with the refills. Needless to say I got schnockered (sp?). Luckily (planned luckily) I went there with my retired cop friend who doesn't drink much. I went to sleep with my brand new contact lenses in-- DOH!! When I go up and put on my glasses I couldnt see out of one eye- unless I took my glasses off. WTF I figured out I had 1 contact still in the other is lost somewhere. I had them for 1 day and had to call the doc's office to order another one. Stooooooopid.



Do you suppose the nursery uses RNs or medical personnell to harvest the penises for their arrangements?

What kind of a vase to you put them in?

How long do they keep before they begin to droop? LOL








(they might have meant peonies, but penis sooo much funnier)