mortadella5553's blog post - the grandpa blog below & etc.

Damm I just saw the typo, supposed to say

"Jack Daniels and girls with BIG tits"

not BIT tits. "drinking and typing don't mix" Let that be a lesson to you all. There is no substitute for SAFE typing.

I hate it when I mess up the punch line, sometimes when I tell a joke in person,(ETOH on board) I think I'm so f****** funny (see Jan 8 blog) I start laughing before the punch line and can't even get it out. I hope I never start peeing my pants when I laugh, my sister does that, and I have known a few other women that do also. Is that a female thing? Or maybe men won't admit it, not that men are hard headed or proud or anything like that. Maybe a forum topic? Hmmmmm. Why does my mind wander like this? Had a 2 hour class yesterday at work, fell asleep 3 times, at least I didn't snore- one guy did, I was still awake to hear it. It was repeat EMT stuff, tired of the reruns.
I went to GG National Cemetary on Tuesday. Put flowers on Mom and Dad's grave, reminded by a friend(prayers with you). Mom went last so she is on TOP, hope Dad likes that