manlycornhusk's blog post - Monday

Monday, created by the reverse spelling of Yadnom, Vice Underlord of the Demonic Hell Hordes. He was especially known for taking an otherwise dreary and despised day and adding hot sauce to the mix.

Luckily, Monday is followed by Tuesday. Incidentally, Tuesday commemorates the battle of Yadseut which lasted till what is now called Wednesday. In that battle, Yadnom was defeated by Yadsendew. Yadsendew was also a notorious lothario, hense, the term, "hump day"

On the fourth day, what is called Thursday, Bob cleaned the entire festival grounds by himself and was remembered on that day because of his favorite saying. To every question, he responded, "it'll be done by thursday". Although nobody knew what the hell "thursday" meant, they thought it would make a good day of the week. Bob agreed.

The last three days of the week were known as "Finally" for the first few millenium but in the middle ages, a set of triplets were born that would soon change all that.

The oldest, Yadirf, or Dirf, for short, was commemorated on the first day of "Finally" for his creation of bottled beer and flip flops. His day was Friday.

His younger brother, Yadtas was a gardener of some fame. He is best remembered for keeping his grass at an acceptable height and enduring the very first honeydo list. In a drunken stupor, Yadirf penciled in his brother's name on every calendar he could find on the second day of "Finally". A printing error in the next year made it official and Saturday was born.

Lastly, the youngest was called Yadnus. He spent his time in a nunnery where, despite the odd fact that he dressed in a habit, he was a devout cleric and devised a stern disipline tool named the yardstick. Years after his promotion to Mother Superior and eventual publication of the fact that she was really a he, the third day of "Finally" was named Sunday and all were encouraged to ask for cleansing and forgiveness, especially the ones with a nun fetish.

That's my bit of historic trivia. If it offends anyone..please send me a naked picture of yourself telling my why and what you would like done to yourself.

Maybe next, we'll learn a little more about "Split Personality", the only horse to finish 1st, 2nd and 3rd in the same race and becoming the first self-contained trifecta the ever exist.

Peace and Love and Come on "Finally"!