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| Tuesday, March 21, 2006, 4:39:05 PM |
Middle of Illinois, the hog farms are doing their best to produce pork products with the unfortunate byproduct of methane. But.....Is it unfortunate? My newest uneducated theory has to do with the localization of methane in fairly compact pockets over small parcels of land. I believe it has caused a weather shift and hence a temperture variance in predominately hog rich farmland. The results... It's barely snowed all winter, tempratures have stayed above freezing for the most part and spring is springing as we speak. The implications.....start your own hog farm in your back yard and control your blocks weather. It's not so bad being an evil scientist....you meet all the nicest people...wink, wink Peace and Love and Methane to control the world...yah haha! |
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