manlycornhusk's blog post - New Years Eve Morn

Ok...ready to face the red carpet of a new year. A can of MD, an egg, ham and 3 cheese rollup accompanied by cornbread soaked in butter and honey...I think i'm going to explode. Was going to have a toothpick but I didn't want to look like a pig..lol.

My New Years Eve resolutions are notorized and awaiting fufillment. Actually, I just crossed off "perfectly toast poptarts" from last years list. Baby steps...ya know. Here's what's left.

1. World Domination(Including Toledo)
2. Hone Double Speak Skills
3. Improve Impromptu Gag Reflex..helpful at family reunions!
4. Dedicate to paper my entire thought processes..one page!
5. Find a thong bathing suit I actually look good in
6. Do a donut on my neighbors lawn
7. Watch the new and updated RollerDerby
8. Finish the Friends United tattoo..right now it's just F.U.
9. Make the damned cheesecake I've been promising for weeks.
10. Lose 5lbs to attain my ideal weight.

I think it's do-able, don't you.

Happy New Years, my little pervs. Kisses on the right, butt pats on the left, here I am...stuck in the perv again!