lostinmich's blog post - CAUGHT!!!

So I work security at a mall. No I wont say where, but I understand the fasication of public sex or the rush of doing something naughty and trying not to get caught. BUT..there is one thing I have to say.. Digtial Video Cameras can really zoom in!

To the couple we just approached in the parking lot, after you had finished a couple of things i wanted to point out.

1. To the female, OMG you were very hot and nice nipple piercing.
2. To the male, when she is riding you like that it is not a good idea to try to kiss her..that headbutt looked like it might have stung.
3. With the above stated, nice recovery!!
4. Leaning the seat back is the easiest way for me to tell something is going on.
5. Female: Next time put your hands on the ceiling of the car, keeps you from bumping your head.
6. If your gonna fuck in broad daylight..sit at the very back of the parking lot!!
7. Look for cameras..not hard to spot, but thank you for being right under the camera this time.
8. And finally when we approach you, after you are relaxing in post orgasmic bliss, know that we were watching the WHOLE time!

God I love being a mall cop somedays.

~LiM

PS dont throw your condoms out the window!!! Cleaning doesnt want to mess with those....