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| Monday, May 11, 2009, 4:31:13 PM |
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me... 'hey you, what's your disability?' I said 'Tourettes! Now f**k off!' ----------------------------- Father Duffy walks into the convent and sees Sister Rose washing the kitchen floor. He's overcome with desire and pushes her onto the ground. As he's shagging her the Rev Mother comes in. 'SISTER ROSE!!!' she roars 'Have some respect. Arch your back girl and keep Father Duffy's balls off the wet floor!!' ---------------------------------------------------------------- A man says to his wife 'tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time'. His wife replies 'You've got a bigger knob than your brother' |
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