licksipsuckit's blog post - Australia Day Holiday and Mardi Gras Pics

what a day, decided to take a walk in the rain, wanted to go up the road and see if our little shops where open, grabbed my brolly and purse, the moment l slammed the door, l realised, l had locked myself out...Bugger was one of the explanitives, bum turd shit arsehole frigging idiot, was a few others, l continued with the walk, as my son was gone all day, and he wouldnt be home for till dark, and it was only 9 in the morning, ld just dropped him at work, because theres no public transport on a public holiday, bastard, so it would take him many hours more to find a way home, and now l had no keys to pick him up either, frig, got to the shops and only the aweful little grubby garage that l never go to was open, came home and got totally wet trying to break into the house, found one window open, it had to be the one on the bottom side of the house and is about a one storey high, got the ladder, dragged it to bottom side of the house, in my soaking mini dress, climbed to it and jimmied the window open to find it had a bar in it, stopping it from opening more than 2 inches, crap!, still pissing down, had to find some wire, broke the bucket handle off, bitch wouldn't just pull out, straightened it, then with a lot of fiddling and patience, while balancing on a wobbly ladder in a mini dress, in the pouring rain, lucky l put undies on, lol got the damn stick out of the runner, being a bay window, l had to empty all the plants and trinkets, its in front of the sink, just washed up, tried to clear a way, felt the ladder go, it was sinking into the mud, fucking thing, fell in the window, smashed the wash up rack and the stuff in it, but glory be, l got in lol this is about 10.30 when l finally scraped my arse across the threshold of the window and into the house, across the sink, dripping like a drowned rat, l slipped on the floor, and landed it, and was so happy to be back in the house, now that will teach me to go for a healthy walk rain hail or shine, should have just stayed in bed and listened to the rain.....l'll know better next time lol *lix*