kittenmmm's blog post - Sleepy Sunday, Attack Chairs and Foster Geese

Mmmm, I'm having a sleepy Sunday. Of course, if I actually went to bed at night I might not be so sleepy. Then again, I might not have as much fun either. I can always sleep when I'm dead.

I had a couple of people laughing their asses off today talking about my exploits with a sand chair behind the barn. And, you all know how much I like to laugh, so I figured I would share this latest Seinfield episode that is my life.

I was tired from lack of sleep so I thought it would be a good day to just go crash in the sun behind the barn. It was such a beautiful day, hot but a nice breeze. So off I go with my three legged goat and my sand chair, whipped off the tweeds and got comfy on the chair. Well, first off....no breeze back there. I'm hot as hell now and sweating while laying on my stomach on the chair. Flies keep landing on my legs, just out of reach and I'm getting aggravated but I stay like that for while. Of course everytime I think it's too hot and I'm going in, the breeze makes its way back there and I'm ok for a while.

Finally I flip over and typical of me....I lean back too far on the chair. Mind you, this is not the first time I've done this. I can feel it coming...the chair wobbling and tilting back...and sure enough..there I am...stuck on my back, folded in half, butt naked. I can't get up, I can't roll over. I'm stuck. I can't call for help because the hubby is keeping the kid busy elsewhere. So there I am...with my goats around me laughing ... I swear they were laughing. So I finally manage to wiggle out enough to push my upper body up and twist a bit to extricate myself ... once again.

All I could picture was someone coming to look at the goats, my husband talking loudly to give warning to put my clothes back on and me not able to do a damn thing about it, except maybe wave hi.

Oh well, needless to say I kind of gave up on the sunbathing for the day. But I did manage to get some neat pictures of my geese. My white geese decided to take over an abandoned nest at the pond near our house. They hatched a bunch of Canada Geese. They make a cute family although odd to see them together. Now I wonder if my new extended family will over winter or if they will migrate.