horny_in_dfw's blog post - pretty funny

A cowboy walks into a bar and no more that two steps in he realized it's
>
> >> a
> >> gay bar. What the heck he says to himself, I really need a drink.
> >>
> >> When the gay waiter approaches he says to the cowboy, What's the name
>of
> >> your willy?
> >>
> >> The cowboy says, Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a
>drink.
> >>
> >> The gay waiter says, I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell
>me
> >> the
> >> name of your willy. Mine, for instance is called NIKE for the slogan
>
> >> 'Just
> >> do it'. That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS
>because
> >> 'It
> >> really satisfies".
> >>
> >> The cowboy look dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give
>him
> >> a
> >> second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his
>left
> >> who
> >> is sipping on a beer, Hey bud, what's the name of yours?
> >>
> >> The man looks back and says with a smile, 'TIMEX'.
> >>
> >> The thirsty cowboy asks, Why Timex?
> >>
> >> The fella proudly replies, Cause it takes a lickin and keeps on
>tickin!
> >>
> >> A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who
>happen
> >> to
> >> be sharing a fruity margarita and says, So, what do you guys call
>yours?
> >>
> >> The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims, FORD because Quality
>is
> >> job
> >> one. Then he adds, Have you driven a Ford lately?
> >>
> >> The guy next to him then says, I call mine CHEVY... Like a rock, and
>
> >> gives
> >> a wink.
> >>
> >> Even more shaken the cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes
>up
> >> with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and
> >> exclaims, The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer.
> >>
> >> The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer but with a puzzled
>look
> >> asks,
> >> Why Secret?
> >>
> >> The cowboy says Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A
> >> WOMAN!!!!!