hapyjacq's blog post - my day

started out spectacular... slept in .. masturbated.. then i had to get up....
today was the only day i have off to get some school stuff done (it starts next thurs)....also it was the day that al was gonna finally take his driving test... so we get ready and off we go get to the dmv and go in to be greeted by a big ass sign CASH OR CHECK ONLY... who the hell carries that anymore... so i say boys i'm gonna run to a cash machine brb... i come back we pick a number and finally we get up to the desk.. i say my son would like to take his drivers test... he says alright ma'am and his certificate.... ???????? certificate ????? the one from drivers ed class ohhhhh that one ... so we run home and of course i have put it in a very safe place...after calling paul and ripping the house apart for about 30 min tikka yells mom found it... off we go again but of course when we get there half the workers had gone to lunch so it takes like forever but this time we're ready... certificate and cash... in al goes with lots of luck...out he comes with a goofy look on his face and says i missed it by one stupid ???? oops...well i know he did a lot better than he thought so it was really actually good ... he thought he was gonna bomb it...
next stop old navy...now bob is still in the kids section and tikka and al are in mens ... and of course all their pants are important... and of course none of them can pick a pair without their momma there ... seriously i could feel my blood pressure going up ... so we find a pair for al and for tikka... what age can kids try on their own pants???? 17 and 13 (well 13 in less than a month) and i have to go to tell them if they fit or not lol oh well... they have to wait till we find bob a pair and omg what a chore that is... the kid bitches and bitches that they are to long so he wants the smaller size ... try to explain that ya go smaller we have to get husky so they fit decent... he doesn't get it so go ahead and try on the 12 regulars.... he does they fit and i'm thinking there is no way those can be comfortable but he wants them ... i swear at that point i could have popped his head off his shoulders...take a deep breath and say bob i'm not paying for those you can get the husky's or you can go to school in your boxers... we left with 9 pairs of pants ... 2 pajama bottoms ... and some cute stuff for me....
3rd stop walmart for school supplies what a joke ... they didn't have shit ... not even notebook paper... we got some spiral notebooks a pack of pencils and a pack of pens... then it was just frustrating it was like 3:30 by then none of us had eaten the boys were calling each other some foul names.... mom says fuck it boys lets go to lunch ... we left the cart and dipped out for some BK.... good move now we are all fat, happy and civil.... hope everyone has a wonderful weekend... mwa jacquie