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hapyjacq's blog post - oh wow....

Tuesday, January 13, 2009, 2:40:10 AM
i got from peanut butter cup and cupcake for my b-day $120.00 gift card to hollywood hustler....for specifically a new purse that they NO longer carry... i was pissed, bummed and vented it all to my mum who i thought had a lil bit of freak in her....

she asked me about it tonite and well here's how that convo went...

mom: did you try to look online? (for the purse)

me: actually i did and they don't have the purses but i did order some stuff...

mom: what did you get?

me: oh god mom don't ask me what i bought from a sex shop...

mom: did you get something porny?

me: oh god mom...

mom: well what did you get? did you get a vibrator?

me: yeah mom i got a vibrator...

mom: what the hell are you going to do with that? vibrate?

me: oh god mom...

this is where she goes and google the shop and says something about the clothes.....

me: mom i'm to old for those clothes...

mom: jacq you're to old for a vibrator....

wow wow and wow....bet she'll spend the rest of the nite perving that site and wondering.....haha what are you gonna do with a vibrator... haha

hope you all had a happy monday.... mwa.... vibratin jacq

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13-Jan-09 2:54:47
omg..I needed to laugh. ty xxxxx
13-Jan-09 3:00:16
You know Scots women aren't shy, hapy... mother or no mother. :)

Happy buzzing. :D xxxx
13-Jan-09 3:10:26
Well, what ARE u gonna do with it? lmfao. XXXXX
imalilhothead
13-Jan-09 3:10:32
lmao...i think its cool you can even talk to your mom about a vibe...happy buzzinggggggggg xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
13-Jan-09 3:56:25
It is so good that you and mom can be so open....happy buzzing ....xxx
BM21
13-Jan-09 6:40:57
LMFAO that is hilarious! Your mom sounds like a riot lol
13-Jan-09 11:55:02
lmffao sometimes i just dont know about you hapy
13-Jan-09 17:45:28
lmfaooooooooooo!!! still giggling about "porny"
itsjusttopher13
14-Jan-09 23:37:22
thats frickin hilarious!!! so do you think she'll ever figure out about what you're going to do with it??? LOL