hapyjacq's blog post - the incredible shrinking woman

anyone remember her??? anyone remember why she was shrinking??

i was getting ready this morn and that movie went through my head...

shower: shampoo hair... apricot face scrub.... body wash...

post shower face: a zit pad thingy.... blemish control creme... daily moisturizer....face vitamin lotion..... foundation powder... bronzer ...mineral vail... two colors of eye shadow... and some mascara....

post shower hair: leave in conditioner.... root volumizer....blow dry....glossing polish...straighten or curl (depending on mood).... the best invention ever dun dun dun... Back Comb in a Bottle....finally a shot of hair spray...

finishing touches: deodorant... and ya can't do without bare foot shea butter for the cutest feets ever....

that's a lot of shit... now if my ass would only shrink a bit..

/me exits pondering when the hell she turned so girly girl....
have a great day .... mwa jacquie or maybe jacqueline today HA