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Short fat and ugly lol- Also laid back, easy to get to know person, who is just having fun.
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| Friday, March 6, 2015, 3:50:16 AM- Smut | ||
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| Monday, March 2, 2015, 10:18:29 PM- Breakfast | ||||||
Vegemite on toast with a cup of tea. Does it get any better? | ||||||
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| Monday, February 23, 2015, 12:44:13 AM- Truthfully | ||||||
I am seriously under fucked! | ||||||
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| Friday, December 12, 2014, 11:19:37 PM- Mosque | ||||||
I decided to go to the Mosque for the first time to see what it was all about. I sat down and the Iman came up to me, laid his hands on my hand and said: “By the will of Allah the All Mighty and the Prophet Mohamed you will walk today.” I told him I was not paralysed. He came back and laid his hands on me and repeated the same thing. Again I told him there was nothing wrong with me. After the prayers, I stepped outside and, lo and behold, my car had been stolen. | ||||||
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| Thursday, August 28, 2014, 8:23:49 PM- Riding through the Dandenong ranges | ||
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| Sunday, June 29, 2014, 9:22:22 PM- Cold wet misserable morning | ||||||
I am snuggled up in bed asleep. My son comes in and says "Can you give me a lift to work" I struggle to understand what is being asked in my bleary state but agree to his request. So after gaining consciousness I raise my old weary body, wash up a little and start to get dressed. Almost dressed he sticks his head in. Ahh, I am thinking, he is checking I am up. Nooo. He says "Ummm......I dont have to be at work until 8.30. I thought I had to be there at 7.00. I am going back to bed for a while then". Thanks son. Oh well. Do the crime. Do the time. | ||||||
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| Thursday, June 26, 2014, 1:52:49 PM- Sheep | ||||||
I walked into the bedroom with a sheep under my arm and said - "this is the pig I sleep with" My girl said - "But that's a sheep!" I said " I wasn't talking to you" | ||||||
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| Wednesday, June 25, 2014, 12:59:59 AM- Cow | ||||||
What do you call a cow that plays in a band? A Moosician | ||||||
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| Monday, May 12, 2014, 6:35:16 AM- Back on the tools | ||||||
I have been discharged from the hospital totally. No more nurses visiting although I have to go to a local clinic and get my dressing changed every two days and have appointments to go to the hospital. What a pain that will be. Going to the hospital and trying to get parking and then walking however it is to the clinic. BUT I have been able to go and do a couple of jobs. Still cant put work boots on but as long as I am not on the building site I can get away with it now and again. So need to make a few dollars. | ||||||
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| Wednesday, April 2, 2014, 11:05:15 PM- Free Sex | ||||||
I met this Chinese girl from New Zealand. She was really nice and so I asked her for her phone number. She said - Sex sex sex free sex to night I said really? wow thats fantastic. Her friend said - no - she is saying 666 3629 | ||||||
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