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fire68's blog post - Sign Up Now !!!

Sunday, April 3, 2005, 6:27:19 AM
NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!

ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty,
each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

Sign up early and get a discount on registration
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pict! ures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO
KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of
turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE TRASHBIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available!


Comments

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Raj
3-Apr-05 6:34:35
Where do I sign up?
3-Apr-05 7:35:34
LMAO lots of guys need these..and i have a suggestion ofr one more course..the HOW NOT TO BE AN ASSHOLE class. Lots of em out there lately! =0)
PerkyGirl
3-Apr-05 8:05:32
OMG!!! Are your classes full??? TY for putting a big smile and giggle on my lips today! I needed that! =)
3-Apr-05 11:40:24
ROFL....This is great!! This should be a mandatory course!! and Im sorry to dissapoint you beachy but if you want a man thats not an ASSHOLE...you better start considering liking girls!! LMAO
Strawberry
3-Apr-05 12:10:29
LMAO!
3-Apr-05 14:08:15
LMAO!
4-Apr-05 5:24:53
i'm not sure you are qualified to teach this class. i didn't even know you were housebroken yet.
nutty_chicklette
10-Dec-05 13:20:32
Too Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!