fire68's blog post - Funny !!

> > > Redneck Man's pick up lines
> > >
> > >
> > > 1) Did you fart?
> > > cuz you blew me away.
> > >
> > > 2) Are yer parents retarded?
> > > cuz ya sure are special.
> > >
> > > 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
> > > I can't hold it in.
> > >
> > > 4) Do you have a library card?
> > > cuz I'd like to sign you out.
> > >
> > > 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
> > > cuz I can see myself in em.
> > >
> > > 6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel,
> > > I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
> > >
> > > 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
> > > but beauty's only a light switch away.
> > >
> > > Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
> > > Woman - 'WHAT?'
> > > Man - 'I just wanted to say something that
> would break the ice.'
> > >
> > > 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
> > > but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
> > >
> > > 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find
> him?
> > > I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
> > >
> > > 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
> > >
> > > 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
> > > we kin sleep til afternoon.
> > >
> > > and.... the best for last!
> > >
> > > 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
> > > every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.