fire68's blog post - Say the right thing !

Fire68 wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
> > Christmas Party. Fire68 is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't
> > taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from
> > the party.
> >
> >
> >
> > As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Fire68
> > had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a
> > couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next
> > to them, a single red rose!
> >
> >
> >
> > Fire68 sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
> > pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
> > spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
> >
> >
> >
> > He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring
> > back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on
> > the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a
> > kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
> >
> >
> >
> > "Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to go get groceries to
> > make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you darling! Love,
> > "alias"
> >
> >
> >
> > He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast,
> > steaming hot coffee, and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the
> > table, eating.
> >
> >
> >
> > Fire68 asks, "Kid, what happened last night?"
> >
> >
> >
> > Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk out of your mind. You fell over
> > the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and
> > got that black eye when you ran into the door."
> >
> >
> >
> > Confused he asked his daughter, "So, why is everything in such perfect order,
> > so clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
> >
> >
> >
> > His daughter replies, "Oh THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
> > tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, lady, I'm
> > married!"
> >
> >
> >
> > Broken Coffee Table $239.00
> >
> > Hot Breakfast $14.20
> >
> > Two Aspirins: $0.38
> >
> > Saying the right thing, at the right time... Priceless!!