| Monday, February 14, 2005, 12:34:49 AM |
i don't know what to do with blogs so i am going to tell a joke on mine.i hope thats ok ![]() a man named joesph is walking along the beach when he hears gods voice from above calling him,the voice says " joesph you have led a good life,you have always tried to follow my example and preach my word and for that i am going to grant you one wish,any wish that you choose as a reward." joesph thinks to himself for a second and then asks god "god,i would like a bridge across the pacific so i can drive my family for vacation to hawaii" god answers "joesph,do you have any idea how great a task that bridge would be too build?,how much man power it would take and concrete and engineering....is there nothing more personal to you that you might want?"...joesph thinks for a second again and says "yes god,i would like to understand woman,what they think when they cry?,what makes them tick?, what" god cuts joesph off and says "you want two lanes or four lanes on that highway?" ![]() |
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