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| Thursday, May 17, 2007, 7:17:05 PM |
I've been wanting to put together all four parts of my "whats in a name" blogs that I had posted last year just so that it could be read as one, since some of it continues from one to the next. sooo here it is posted in order. I hope that ya'll enjoy reading it as much as I have had posting it. someday maybe there will be more... Dave  ---------------------------------------------------------------- ok, been looking around for some "interesting" names as that Im the wondering kind of guy and I have afew...ok alot that I wish to "wonder" about. so let me set this up in saying since this is an adult website then Im sure that all of these people whom have come up with their name has considered as an adult that they knew what they were using as a name for themselves. so Im going to look at these names with candid remarks as I hope would be expected by these people who have offered them, as with a sense of humor. meaning they are adults and were fully aware of what they were doing in choosing a name. right? or were they? wink,wink. ps. pardon the language[and typos], but we are adults here right? ----------------------------------------------------------------pt.1--- first off: pussymonster----hmmm, I guess trying to scare them off should work with this one. third4tx----I guess one and two were taken. lickherish----now this is good. beachdreams----I wonder which beach? telescopic----I wonder which it is? as in...looking or reaching. RamRod----say no more. sublimeintervention----now this ones into marketing...I think. mindgames666----nope! not in my book.  I wonder WWJD on this one? beerbelly----he,he ninjaeskimo----I should think that six inches of clothing would sort of slowum down. Eatme69----could you please pass th-jelly??? laidbackguy----now he's going places.  justperving----nice name. longscale---must be an engineer. rabbit----  ... toocrued----I dont think that he/she makes friends easily. Drevil----tee,he,he...groovy name. sargentjohnson---- Dunnuwhy---me neither. pussyforhire----sooo, what do I get for a buck? its all I got. homeaway----must be in the driveway huh? nakednurdette----so, I wonder...where does the pocket protector go??? chewbacca---dont go there dave. incubator----ut-oh...its starting to crack...RUN!!! babybenice2me----I will...but I ran out of wine, candle, and song...settle for a beer and the tube[tv]??? shavedpussyforyourc----sooo, where do I put my t??? USAwife----I dont think she wants to be found...unless shes really mrs. Bush. <<<now thats a name! coolasice----I smell a hitman. becky8mark----has anyone checked the missing persons report lately??? xxxplosivecouple----nice name, yet I wonder if the house is still structurally sound. thickhotcockluver----sort of rules me out. mrandmrsmyth----hmmm,do they exist or not?!? or am I looking at mr and mr smyth? bythesea----I think we found whats left of mark. he,he platinumwolf----this person is definately going places. or maybe just a cologne. imalilhothead----here...have some milk and cookies. slutsrus----its time to get out of retail...um, cleanup in isle nine...rollerblades, skateboards, disney stuff, and bouncing balls? glassdick----oh yea, I found your ad in the personals it read...am seeking expierienced glass blowers... zeroaftermath----I guess it never happened. lovetheladys----me to! suckit----why should I always be the one to siphon the gas out of th-truck??? juicy----thanks, I love to cook. strawberry----nice the only fruit Ive found so far... and last but not least...fromparadise20m----now is that 20 minutes or 20 miles from here??? ---------------------------------------------------------------- pt2--- kinkyfunguy----hmmm,ok? mountainman----HELLO! hellohello...CAN YOU HEAR ME?! hearmehearme...LETS CHAT! chatchat...OK?! okok... sweetlilred----yea, and Im the big bad wolf. familie----look! its sister sledge! [the group] y**y----I dont see it...do you? fert69----look, no more tacos ok? Gina19602----sort of has a new meaning to age denial. he,he bigredinmass----sooo, how many are we talking here? midnightdj2----I remember that movie...better than th-first. mouringwood----I think a very key letter was accidentally dropped while signing up here. ooops. sexyontbbv----try saying that three times fast. hotnsassycouple----good name. lyrics----nice name, you write this yourself? ireallylovepink----awww, we were just kiddin wit-ya. we knew it all along. funky---no more tacos for you either. exhibitguy----shouldnt he be buried??? you cant just keep him around y'know? bigmeateater----sort of rules me out...again. two4one----sooo, what can I get for a buck? its all I got. barracuda----now, hes going places...just as long as its far away from here. bigd627----wow! wonder what bigd1 looks like. sweetTITS42dd----I dont think that all men have their mind in the gutter. but could you please send me a pic??? assluver----job security. Zscumpny----sorry never heard of them...try looking down at the dock. Hotrod----get in the trunk, y'too dirty to ride up front. gregsgirl----is this her tattoo??? or does he need to label all his stuff, like gregspants, gregsshirt, gregsnotebook...careful dave, your using up other peoples names here. girlfan----need an assistant? xxxxSCHITZOxxxx----must be some form of martial arts...where they throw lethal xxxxCRAPxxxx at you. expose4u----looks like sharon stone is back. fattyboy----isnt to bright in trying to meet girls on th-net is he? smooth----meet barracuda. he,he orgasmicgal----the latest line in blowups. Athleticmarriedguy----yea, your going to need all those skills when she finds out and starts to shooting. oddcock----no thanks we really dont want to know. nakedguy----meet nakednurdette. handsfulobreast----say, how 'bout a bucket for these. southrenmistres----poor thing, had to quit school early...to raise that southren baibe. stonercreek----a place to get laid...after feeding her a few. myth----looks like mr and mrs broke up. fireguy----Ive seen this trick before...it isnt real. efini----hudinis' great,great grand daughter. Smiley ----yea, ok. wink,wink FrenchMan007----ummm, dont be expecting any movie deals soon, the concepts been taken already...and a slight prob. to detail I may add. freddie-fred----has difficulty in making decisions here. 2for2----wow! lucky man. bleedwithme----ummm,brb. sendapic----thanx, but we really dont need any more shovels. showmesomemore----like I said...I only have a buck, as in...one. whatacock----thanks, you should hear him crow. littledick111----mobys' son. i_really_dont_know----freddie-fred changed names on us. MEGACUMSHOTER----man, she beat you by a foot! seafoam----sooo, thats what you get after th-dishes. always_hard----picking up women has always been easy for me. dirtydina----thanks for telling me, Ill just go somewhere else and eat. forthefunofit----sooo becky, why did you eat mark? domi1961----yea, bad year for stupid people to be born. cut_cock----whatacock-after a fight. burgertime---fyi...dont goto dirtydina. RAILFREAK----damn hobos...we try and keep them off this site. yet they keep finding a train with internet. marylovescock----great! then you can help me fix whatacock ok? ---------------------------------------------------------------- pt.3--- jackoncam----a new ad. it replaces the old "brain on drugs" ad. snake----where!... I dont see it! 2n2it----so, threes a croud? aim_2_tease----Im tellinya, y'better leave that snake alone. niceguymackay----yea, what a trooper. ladyredmen----1)al capone[dress] 2)bill clinton[lips] 3)rob lowe[underaged virgin] denjef----look, you know the program here...first you, denjef ok? dick_3----a new shaver for the intimate guy. buckytoo----must been born in a barn huh. studboysouth----cant spell...its studboysouch. Zipperdad----didnt work did it? beer1933----I wouldnt try and drink that if I were you. President_evil----now I see why USAwife doesnt want to be found. dodobill----look! I didnt buy no stinkin dead bird, ok? shaveandshave----just a dick_3 ripoff. phillytime----buckytoos' brother. butterfly----look, see? I told you he hates margerin. pussypounder1----notice:12 volt car battery not included. wink. camslut_girl----y'know shes been barred from three different cam stores already? divers1----searching for the rest of mark. bill15844----still trying to say I bought this extinct bird. I think theres three left on ebay though. fantasyguy----yea, and Im sweetlilred. Rocker_Doug----shes almost asleep. then we can go and drink some of that "vintage" beer1933 you bought on ebay. he,he. crazylilppl----yea, sould have been called the wizard of odd. leolover----shhh, dont tell the romans that! Johnseven----Johns even...hired coolasice for a personal score. MissP---- what kermit doesnt know, wont hurt him. SXYBBWIFEY----so, pm mee okayee? onrapee----meet SXYBBWIFEY. he,he joeyimpala----sooo, y'wanna see my funhotrod??? sazerbazer----man, quit drinking that beer1933 shit! I cant understand a word your saying. Japussy----Jamaica changed names to better suit its style. memphisblues----so move. debnpaul----prostate massage. lizareliant----hey babe. get me another one of those beer1933s would ya? andydance----aunt B. I think you have had enough beer1933 ok? nude_lady_1----where!... I dont see her. agotsilac----look, a minute ago you said, sazerbazer...just go and sit down somewhere ok? peterparker----picked a peck of prunes?<<<the one that didnt make it to the top. soccer_balls----diagnosis at the hospital for some guy called athleticmarriedguy. freakscene----crimescene photos, taken in athleticmarriedguys house. urdarkside----no-I-am-not! Lender----thanks, Ill have her back by six ok? CunnyBunny----meet rabbit ... sexlord----looks like hugh hefner just joined. goodidea----hey! what if we used two 12 volt car batteries instead of one. hmmm? tom----nooo, its David. geeez. SHOWOFFTX----where!... I dont see it. GMAN----nahhh, just leave the beer1933. who would want to drink this stuff anyway??? funny, if years from now somebodys still trying to sell this shit...he,he,he,ha,ha,ha... and they'd probably come up with a name like ebay,he,he,ha to keep em coming, like... by the bay... ha,ha,ha,ho,ho,ho,he,he...st-st- stop it your killing me GMAN! he,he,ha,ha,ha! right. never in a million years. back to work guys the laughs over. suzy----nooo, its David. geeez. sexbrain----gimme a minute to find it, its here somewhere. Cocksmith----I tried to get in but it dont work...could you please comeover. milfnextdoor----hunny, where were you?... I was just over talking to the milf next door dear. ILL_babe----just dont throw up in my hotrod ok? -Error- ----duz not compute! microdick----bill, shouldnt we change the name to a more user friendly name? like ummm, microsoft or something? KuntHunterafterU----meet athleticmarriedguys' wife. wink,wink. Simon_says----I just read where twenty people died from drinking this stupid vintage beer1933. idiots. I wonder who was dumb enough to sell this shit anyway?... allatonce----woa buddy, dont drink that shit so fast...its vintage beer1933. Nofear19----typical teenager...wonder if I could get a few pointers fromum? undecided1----look, freddie-fred...stop the name changes ok? doggie_fuck----hay! sam! lookee here, ever seen a saintbernard and a toy poodle? man! look at th-stuffing fly! joint----a place for BAD people. nickelbag----look, all you'll get out of it is the joint. Imight_tellyou----hey babe! this beer taste great, whats it called again??? ---------------------------------------------------------------- pt4--- nutty_chicklette----hmmm, what a concept...chewing gum with nuts he,he fallen_angel----wow!!! now thats gotta hurt, y'see how far it bounced?? swissgirl----ummm could you change it up a bit? as in a moan or scream...the yodaling is sort of distracting here. Joebana----hmmm guess hes used to getting banned alot. Captain_birdseye---ohhh that crap...on isle nine in the frozen food section. leg_man----just follow th-captain...he'll take you right there. hotboy----he,he just figured out what a pepper taste like. okduane----now give mommy th-buzzing toy you just found... stickdevil----yea like th-stuff you find under your shoe. sk8rdude----not into women yet pantyraider----sk8rdude's friend charlie----nooo, its David...geeez 8indad----sooo tell me...which dad am I speaking to now? lomein----some new chinese dish I guess lizard_king----hey isnt he th-guy with scally tattoos over ninety percent of his body??? please dont post any pics here ok. jenna4xtc---now thats a trade!! henry----nooo, its David...geeez diddle----ohhh yea right there...dont stop. wink Never_say_no----no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no...ok,ok I was just teasin ya.... please come back. very_very_bad_girl----no ken doesnt need that to play with barbie...so, where did you find this buzzing toy. ElectricLuther----a new line of blowups for women. thenobodys----I wonder why the mailman keeps passing our house dear. decay1----please dont post any pics eeeeewwww yukfu----yea thats what I said about lomein...taste horrible pic_trade_lover----sorry Im out...how about a nice new shovel though coffeecan21----yea ok NiceGirlsGoneBad----sooo becky8mark is now a movie of th-week he,he SLUTWIFE-MRS.D----sssshhhh! I told you not to cause a scene...sorry folks shes new on th-net. luckybastard----he found his dad stickittoher----ahhh I see you found some stickdevil under your shoe pantyhose_lover----he robs banks mslove2run----pantyhose_lover's wife reallynicegal----nope sorry wont buy that Happygrrl----just figured out what the buzzing toy was for The_Hidden_wife----decay1 in th-freezer tight_wet_lips----ummm can I have my penis back now jenskithomski----yea ok resurrection----I dont think that decay1 is ever comming back pal curiousfella----just found the buzzing toy wantitnow----you want me to go get pickles and icecream now??? but its three am...pregnant women can be sooo demanding sometimes BigGun81----the buzzing toy everbody keeps finding Bootz----ohhh I know you...your the one juicy wears in chat... :O |
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