d_ashley's blog post - whats in a name...hmmm? pt-3

ok, been looking around for some "interesting" names as that Im the wondering kind of guy and I have afew...ok alot that I wish to "wonder" about. so let me set this up in saying since this is an adult website then Im sure that all of these people whom have come up with their name has considered as an adult that they knew what they were using as a name for themselves. so Im going to look at these names with candid remarks as I hope would be expected by these people who have offered them, as with a sense of humor. meaning they are adults and were fully aware of what they were doing in choosing a name. right? or were they? wink,wink.
ps. pardon the language, but we are adults here right?
----------------------------------------------------------------btw...for those who are new, you need to go to the beginning starting with "whats in a name...hmmm?" part one and go from there so as to better understand some of the ongoing humor thats being passed from one to the next. ok?ok.---------------
first off:
jackoncam----a new ad. it replaces the old "brain on drugs" ad.
snake----where!... I dont see it!
2n2it----so, threes a croud?
aim_2_tease----Im tellinya, y'better leave that snake alone.
niceguymackay----yea, what a trooper.
ladyredmen----1)al capone[dress] 2)bill clinton[lips] 3)rob lowe[underaged virgin]
denjef----look, you know the program here...first you, denjef ok?
dick_3----a new shaver for the intimate guy.
buckytoo----must been born in a barn huh.
studboysouth----cant spell...its studboysouch.
Zipperdad----didnt work did it?
beer1933----I wouldnt try and drink that if I were you.
President_evil----now I see why USAwife doesnt want to be found.
dodobill----look! I didnt buy no stinkin dead bird, ok?
shaveandshave----just a dick_3 ripoff.
phillytime----buckytoos' brother.
butterfly----look, see? I told you he hates margerin.
pussypounder1----notice:12 volt car battery not included. wink.
camslut_girl----y'know shes been barred from three different cam stores already?
divers1----searching for the rest of mark.
bill15844----still trying to say I bought this extinct bird. I think theres three left on ebay though.
fantasyguy----yea, and Im sweetlilred.
Rocker_Doug----shes almost asleep. then we can go and drink some of that "vintage" beer1933 you bought on ebay. he,he.
crazylilppl----yea, sould have been called the wizard of odd.
leolover----shhh, dont tell the romans that!
Johnseven----Johns even...hired coolasice for a personal score.
MissP---- what kermit doesnt know, wont hurt him.
SXYBBWIFEY----so, pm mee okayee?
onrapee----meet SXYBBWIFEY. he,he
joeyimpala----sooo, y'wanna see my funhotrod???
sazerbazer----man, quit drinking that beer1933 shit! I cant understand a word your saying.
Japussy----Jamaica changed names to better suit its style.
memphisblues----so move.
debnpaul----prostate massage.
lizareliant----hey babe. get me another one of those beer1933s would ya?
andydance----aunt B. I think you have had enough beer1933 ok?
nude_lady_1----where!... I dont see her.
agotsilac----look, a minute ago you said, sazerbazer...just go and sit down somewhere ok?
peterparker----picked a peck of prunes?<<<the one that didnt make it to the top.
soccer_balls----diagnosis at the hospital for some guy called athleticmarriedguy.
freakscene----crimescene photos, taken in athleticmarriedguys house.
urdarkside----no-I-am-not!
Lender----thanks, Ill have her back by six ok?
CunnyBunny----meet rabbit ...
sexlord----looks like hugh hefner just joined.
goodidea----hey! what if we used two 12 volt car batteries instead of one. hmmm?
tom----nooo, its David. geeez.
SHOWOFFTX----where!... I dont see it.
GMAN----nahhh, just leave the beer1933. who would want to drink this stuff anyway??? funny, if years from now somebodys still trying to sell this shit...he,he,he,ha,ha,ha... and they'd probably come up with a name like ebay,he,he,ha to keep em coming, like... by the bay... ha,ha,ha,ho,ho,ho,he,he...st-st- stop it your killing me GMAN! he,he,ha,ha,ha!
right. never in a million years. back to work guys the laughs over.
suzy----nooo, its David. geeez.
sexbrain----gimme a minute to find it, its here somewhere.
Cocksmith----I tried to get in but it dont work...could you please comeover.
milfnextdoor----hunny, where were you?... I was just over talking to the milf next door dear.
ILL_babe----just dont throw up in my hotrod ok?
-Error- ----duz not compute!
microdick----bill, shouldnt we change the name to a more user friendly name? like ummm, microsoft or something?
KuntHunterafterU----meet athleticmarriedguys' wife. wink,wink.
Simon_says----I just read where twenty people died from drinking this stupid vintage beer1933. idiots. I wonder who was dumb enough to sell this shit anyway?...
allatonce----woa buddy, dont drink that shit so fast...its vintage beer1933.
Nofear19----typical teenager...wonder if I could get a few pointers fromum?
undecided1----look, freddie-fred...stop the name changes ok?
doggie_fuck----hay! sam! lookee here, ever seen a saintbernard and a toy poodle? man! look at th-stuffing fly!
joint----a place for BAD people.
nickelbag----look, all you'll get out of it is the joint.
Imight_tellyou----hey babe! this beer taste great, whats it called again???
till next time...Dave.