d_ashley's blog post - ummm...

I got this BIRD the other day because I thought that it was soo cute being able to wear this "top hat" and all...but later to my surprise I had found that this stinkin BIRD!! had climbed up on my vcr tapes and was drinkin all my whiskey that I had set out for me along wif a can of Coke.
and so I am at a loss for what to do wif dis bird???
mebe I should have taken a better notice that it was constantly rocking back and forth but I didnt...I guess it was the cute top hat that was distracting, and soo now I have this stinkin bird that has a drinkin problem. (
sooo if any of y'all can come up wif sm ideas as to handle this "drunk" bird I would appreciate the suggestions...thnx.
aaand yes I did a Google search using "Birds Anonymous" but all I came up with was "seeds and feeds" and "crackers"
but nothing along the line of..."JackDaniels and Coke" grrrr (
heh, Im not jokin peeps! as I have the pic to prove it so be forewarned that this pic isnt "pretty" as I took it while this stinkin bird was rockin and drinkin too its hearts content...top hat and all... (












tee,he,he... CHEERS!! lol ))
tfvmb. 3 David.