clittylicker's blog post - Just for a laugh

LATEST RESEARCH IN HUMAN SEXUALITY:
A study has determined that the most often used sexual position for married couples is doggie style.
The husband sits up and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead.

Aussie Love Poem

Of Course I Love Ya Darling,
Your A Bloody Top Notch Bird.
And When I Say Your Gorgeous,
I Mean Every Single Word.
So Ya Bum Is On The Big Side,
I Don't Mind A Bit Of Flab.
It Means That When I'm Ready,
There's Somethin' There To Grab.
So Your Belly Isn't Flat No More,
I Tell Ya, I Don't Care.
So Long As When I Cuddle Ya,
I Can Get My Arms Around There.
No Sheila Who Is Your Age,
Has Nice Round Perky Breasts.
They Just Gave Into Gravity,
But I Know Ya Did Ya Best.
I'm Tellin Ya The Truth Now,
I Never Tell Ya Lies.
I Think Its Very Sexy,
That You've Got Dimples On Ya Thighs.
I Swear On Me Nanna's Grave Now,
The Moment That We Met,
I Thought Ya Was As Good As I,
Was Ever Gonna Get.
No Matter Wot Ya Look Like,
I'll Always Love Ya Dear.
Now Shut Up While The Footys On,
And Get Me Another Beer!