clittylicker's blog post

Paddy and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll try being a hooker.

She's not quite sure what to do, so Paddy says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him you charge a hundred quid. Any questions and I'll be parked around the corner."

She stands outside the bar for about five minutes showing her leg, when a Guy pulls up and asks "How much?

"She says, "A hundred quid."

He replies, "All I got is thirty."

She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Paddy and asks, "What now.
What can he get for thirty?"

"A hand job," Paddy replied.

So, she runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty quid is a Hand Job
.
He agrees and she gets in the car. He unzips his trousers, and out pops this HUGE dick!

She stares at it for a few seconds, then says. "I'll be right back."

She runs back to Paddy. "What's wrong?" he asks
.
"Any chance you could lend this guy seventy quid?"