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| Friday, May 14, 2021, 5:41:19 AM |
A female reporter was interviewing a farmer about Mad Cow Disease. ‘Mr Brown,’ she began. ‘Do you know the causes of this terrible disease?’ ‘Sure,’ said the farmer. ‘Do you know that the bulls only screw the cows once a year . . . ?’ ‘That’s interesting, but what has this got to do with the origins of Mad Cow Disease?’ ‘. . . And do you know we milk the cows twice a day?’ ‘Mr Brown, what exactly is your point?’ ‘Well, lady, if I played with your tits twice a day but only screwed you once a year, wouldn’t you go mad?’ |
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