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| Sunday, May 27, 2012, 2:51:46 AM |
A little old lady slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. She rather unstable on her feet, she shakily wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk: "Ddddooo youuuu hhave ddddiilllldosss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos; actually we carry many different models." The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryyy aa ppinkk onnee tttenn inchessss lllong aaand aabbouttt tttwoo inchesss ththiickk that vibbrrraaaattttes?" The clerk responds,"Yes we do." The poor old lady replies, "Ddddooo yyooouuuu knnnoooww hhoooww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffffuuuuucccckkin ttthinggggg offfff ??" |
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