clittylicker's blog post - How to get to Heaven from Scotland

A teacher was testing children in her Glasgow Sunday School class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.


She asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me
Into heaven?"


"NO!" the children answered.


"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?"


Again, the answer was 'No!'


By now she was starting to smile.


"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?"


Again, they all answered 'No!'


She was just bursting with pride for them.

She continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"


A six year old boy shouted,
"Yuv got tae be fukin' dead"


Kinda brings a wee tear tae your eye...