beachdreamz's blog post - So, What Do Canadians Have To Be Proud Of????

LOL this is all in fun..

1. Smarties
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
3. The size of our football field and one less down
4. Baseball is Canadian
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian ('nuff said!!)
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple Pie is Canadian
9. Mr Dress-Up kicks Mr Rogers ass
10. Tim Hortons kicks Dunkin' Donuts ass
11. In the war of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the Amercans back..past thier White House. Then we burned it..and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon McKenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we all came home and partied..go figure...
12. Canada has the largest French population that has never surrendered to Germany
13. We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anytime
14. Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour
15. The only person who was arrested in our civil was an American mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing..but showed up just in time to get caught
16. We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the worlds oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes
19. We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo.
20. We don't marry our kin-folk
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers,insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year
22. We ALL gave frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it
23. A Canadian invented Superman
24. The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fir your hands with mitts on
25. Pamela Anderson
26...And by far the best reason to be proud...BEACH IS CANADIAN!!!