beachdreamz's blog post - Few More Funnies

Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?
Because Janet Reno is her real father.


What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together?
100 people who don't do dick.


What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.


What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.


Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.


Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.


What's the Cuban National Anthem?
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"


What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.


Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides


What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit...