TopCat's blog post - A true Qebecer

On the night before his honeymoon, a young husband to be,
who is a member of the PQ (parti Quebecois) was listening to his
father's last advice, who is also a PQ (parti Quebecois fan).
My son, when you walk into your bedroom, you pick up your
wife in your arms, because a Quebecer is strong ! And you throw her
on the bed because a Quebecer is proud !
And then, you take your clothes off because a Quebecer is
handsome!"
The next day, the father asked his son how everything went.
So the son, tells his father:
"I done as you told me dad,
I picked her up in my arms to take her to the bedroom,
because a Quebecer is strong!
And then I throw her on the bed, because a Quebecer, is proud ! Then, I took off my clothes, because a Quebecer, is handsome !
"and then" -asked the father-

Then I masturbated, because a Quebecer is INDEPENDENT !