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| Wednesday, December 18, 2013, 11:20:56 PM |
- To reuse a condom, turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it! - Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. - What do condoms and cameras have in common? They both capture the moment. - What do you do with a year's worth of used condoms? Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear. - What did the penis say to the condom? "Cover me I'm going in!" just a thought........... - A good woman will do 71 chores around the house: Cooking, cleaning and 69. |
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