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| Sunday, December 15, 2013, 1:00:34 PM |
My wife and I took out life insurance policies on each other -- so now it's just a waiting game. I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo, and I’m thinking, okay, here’s a gal who’s capable of making a decision she’ll regret in the future. TV commercials now show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. |
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