| Sunday, July 18, 2010, 7:20:33 AM |
so that guy I met who lives four hours away? he's making the drive just to see me tomorrow. hypothetically I could be getting laid for the first time in four months... and my helpful friend at work says that, if he's making the drive all the way here, he's probably "expecting something". so imagine my displeasure when I woke up this morning to discover VAGINA PROBLEMS. oh, and did I mention I live three hours away from the nearest pharmacy? fuck you, vagina. unfortunately not literally. so maybe this will all culminate in a scenic blowjob with a view of one of North America's largest glaciers... who knows. in other news, I can fit back into my beloved black jeans again! and they're loose! even though I'm not as pretty as about 95% of the people in Vancouver, I still feel like hot shit today. ![]() |
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