Team Sleep's blog post - burning!!!!!!

I used a cheap plastic jelly dong the other day, after using nothing but glass and silicone for like a year and a half.

I was only a few minutes into my pleasure when I felt BURNING AND HURTING! happening in my vag. I stopped using the toy right away but the sensation persisted and didn't fade for several hours.

I am upset because the shape of that toy was perfect. also, burning is an adjective that should never be applied to a vagina, so I am pretty unimpressed with that too. so now I don't know what to do with the toy. I am gonna post a pic of it today. it's very pretty, but I can never use it again. so what do I do??? use it in an art installation? or as part of a practical joke? our love affair should end with a bang... pun intended.


I am still not doing too well with this "constantly horny and aroused by everything" state of affairs. I went with a friend on an overnight trip out of town this week (separate beds!) and I gave him a back massage. I was so wet by the end of it and could barely walk because I was literally weak-kneed. then again, I suspect he was hard, because he was lying on his stomach on the bed and refused to get up for a long while...

oh goodness.