Team Sleep's blog post - oh hey

hi NN, I missed you.

some new things. my big box o' wigs came in the mail, which I am very excited about because it means I can take new pictures when I get home from my latest random northern excursion. they are sexier and sassier than ever before, though I did get one that doesn't really suit me. it's blonde, curly, and fluffy. it looks like something Jessica Simpson would sport

as well, I got a whole bunch of toys in the mail the other day... it was exciting as I moved last week and finally have privacy and time to play. but it was also slightly problematic, as my little toy box is bursting and can't fit any more giant dongs. I've been thinking about buying a lockable chest to put them in, but the lock isn't necessary when I live alone. SO instead I organized them in a chest of drawers in the spare bedroom. out of 5 drawers, all my stuff combined -- my dildos, vibes, butt plugs, nipple clamps, various bondage accessories, four different types of lube and five boxes of condoms -- ended up taking up THREE DRAWERS.

now I have no room for my clothes, but it's cool. that's what the floor is for.

I have priorities.

by the way, I'm having trouble deciding whether I should sort everything by usage -- ie. butt toys with butt toys -- or type -- vibrators with other vibrators -- or materials -- all the silicone stuff gets its own top drawer, while the lower-quality dils have their own drawer. IT'S COMPLICATED!

this is how you know I'm a Virgo.

in real-life news, I am finally graduating! yes, it has been over half a decade since I first enrolled, and yes I am sort of old to be only just receiving my BA. and yes, I did give up on school originally. but apparently some admin-god answered my prayers, and now they've waived a certain bullshit requirement, meaning nothing stands in the way of me getting my shiny piece of paper proving that I am educated and employable. or something.