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Wednesday, April 22, 2009, 8:36:38 AM

A few years ago, somebody I know made the mistake of letting Mormons into his house. You'd think he'd adopted them. They were round his house three or four times a week for hours at a time. This went on for a few weeks, with him dropping subtle hints to try and get them to stop, but to no avail. Eventually, he lost the plot, gave them dog's abuse and threw them out the house.

To make sure they got the message, he put a sign on his door.

No hawkers, no Jehovah's and definitely NO MORMONS! Any found knocking on this door will be told to FUCK OFF!!

They never came back.

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~Wenchie~	22-Apr-09 8:46:35 message recieved loud and clear! love it! heheheheh

feschkka	22-Apr-09 9:39:57 burp

seaxun	22-Apr-09 9:52:15 ya should wear a dressing gown,and leave the front open,and scratch ya balls burp,and fart...swear at the imaginary dog....if there still there,declare your Muslim...if all elses fails,which it always does anyway..... A GOOD FUCK OFFFFFFFF works,your friend is very polite,has he been on feschie thread ?:)

frankyjay	22-Apr-09 12:26:51 hehehe Poor bugger! My father in law has a very large property... ..My fil was like..." I'll listen to what you gotta say, but you gotta roll those white sleeves up and PAINT THE FENCE!! "" LMAO..I swear this is true...three days they came back...talking the talk and painting the fence !! All went well until the dog tried to bite one of them on the third day and ripped his suit pant leg.. hehehehe....Fil had the house insurance pay for a new suit for the guy...but.. atleast he had a weeks worth of work done in three days. The dog biting one of them made sure they never came back....or maybe it was the threat of repaving the driveway!! hehehehehe

mdguy	22-Apr-09 15:58:55 Are you sure they got the hint? :-)

shesez	22-Apr-09 20:34:52 I used to get them and i do NOT agree with the things they teach..opposite of what Christianity honestly teaches tho they start out saying the right things....so i politely disagree until i made a couple of women angry when i wouldn't agree with them...they CHOSE not to come back...:)

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