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| Saturday, January 31, 2009, 9:41:42 AM |
The voices on sat navs are boring. It would be much better if the accent changed as you moved around the country and they gave little anecdotes. Just imagine driving into Somerset and the voice pipes up. Ello my luverrr. Welcum to Zummerzet. Whirr be gwain to? If an you gwa a wanderin dahn that there lane to your roit yewl be a cummin to a crackin' lickle pub that zerves the best scrumpy in the 'ole ov Zummerzet. Only be 'avin the wun tho, coz that there zyder will blow yurr bloomin' 'ead orf and you be droivin' 'member. Word o warnin' tho me ol' pal me ol' bewteey. Watch out for 'em dumbledores on yurr travels. They be stingin' yurr arse given 'alf a chance. Av a good un meeyole muckers. |
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