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Skin 2's blog post - A simple solution to global warming

Sunday, January 25, 2009, 9:39:59 AM

As you probably know, a lot of the methane released in the atmosphere comes from cows backsides.

I think a tap should be fitted to every cows nether region so the methane can be siphoned off and used as an alternative fuel.

A microchip could be fitted to the cows ear to send a text alert to the farmer when the methane reaches a critical level.

A blowback valve could also be fitted to avoid any nasty accidents.

Neat, huh?

I'm off to the patent office before anybody blows me off.

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Others Have Said:
scarylady	25-Jan-09 9:43:19 LMFAO - you nut : )

walter67	25-Jan-09 10:01:29 Hope them valves are air tight :):)

feschkka	25-Jan-09 10:25:56 back from Sunday Mass huh?

seaxun	25-Jan-09 10:59:12 i think your a bot to late Skin?.. in some parts of china the people collect the pig methane and use it for cooking ....true that i seen the video :)

mdguy	25-Jan-09 18:29:41 And a cow that swings both ways... would he be a "bi-valve"? :)

frankyjay	26-Jan-09 15:20:59 Skin stop trying to be all scientific...just shuddup and stare at me tits like a good boy !!....hehehehe ;) xoxox

shesez	26-Jan-09 21:13:31 don't get me laughing or i won't stop coughing. x

rhys...	27-Jan-09 2:53:53 It just might work lol

frankyjay	27-Jan-09 15:36:49 ^^^^^ no it won't :2: Keep stareing Skin, keep stareing !!!!! :P xx

Skin 2's blog post - A simple solution to global warming

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