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| Tuesday, July 29, 2008, 10:46:07 AM |
1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Pater 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Just before I copy and pasted this. It was quite an ordeal I don't mind admitting. 3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Ask my stenographer. 4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Luncheon meat 5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? No 6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Nah! Can't abide idiots. 7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Nooooooooooooo! Never! 8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS ? Yes, and if anybody wants to play tonsil tennis I'm available any Thursday 9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Hollyoaks 11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? The man in the white coat does it for me 12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? I can crush a grape with one hand 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Vanilla 14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? Eyes and smile 15. RED OR PINK? Rarely eat steak 16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? Calcium deficiency 17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My spirit guide, Droopy Drawers 18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU? Maybe 19. WHAT COLOUR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? No idea. I have Daltonism 20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? My shoe 21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? A bumblebee trying to fuck a wasp 22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? A whiter shade of pale 23. FAVORITE SMELLS? The ocean 24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My probation officer 25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS? It arrived anonymously in a plain brown package. 26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Beach volleyball 27. HAIR COLOR? Light 28. EYE COLOR? Opaque 29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Only when I'm asleep 30. FAVORITE FOOD? Pizza 31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? A scary movie with a happy ending 32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Emily Bishop does Weatherfield 33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Blue - I think. See question 19. 34. SUMMER OR WINTER? It changes on a daily basis 35. HUGS OR KISSES? Hisses 36. FAVORITE DESSERT? Saharan surprise 37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? You 38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND Me 39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? The History of Glue - still can't put it down. 40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? My hand 41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON T.V. LAST NIGHT? The test card. I have it on VHS. 42. FAVORITE SOUND? Harumph! 43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? We love you Beatles oh yes we do, we love you Beatles and we'll be true, we love you Beatles oh yes we do, oh Beatles we love you. 44. FARTHEST YOU'VE BEEN FROM HOME? Three light years 45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Telekinesis 46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? I was born by the river and like that river I've been dribbling ever since. 47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? Buzz Aldrin 48. WHAT TIME IS IT NOW? Time is relative my Auntie Senga always used to say |
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