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| Friday, February 18, 2011, 11:14:06 AM |
This woman goes in for a facelift and the doctor says: "We've got this new method: I put a knob in the back of your head, and every time you feel like you need a lift, just turn it." She gets the knob implanted and is beautiful for five years. But one day she notices a problem and returns to the doctor. "I've got these huge bags under my eyes," she complains. The surgeon replies: "Those aren't bags; those are your breasts." "Ah," she sighs. "That explains the goatee." |
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