OldTroubador's blog post - Everywhere There's Signs

Seen on the back of a milk tanker:

Everything I Have, I Owe to Udders
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Seen on the approach to a state highway exit ramp in Missouri:

Permitted Loads NOT Allowed

Really?
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Seen in a construction zone in Pennsylvania; many such zones have signs marking the location of overhead high voltage wires, underground wires and pipelines and such, but this took the cake:

Bridge Ahead

If your construction people cannot see a bridge right there, do you really want them operating heavy equipment?
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Seen on an electronic billboard in my parents’ town, outside of a medical center:

Certified Dementia Practitioners

How does one become certified for this? Do you take a test and answer “I forget” to every question?
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And last but not least, a billboard just south of Dallas on I35E, advertising an adult toy store:

There is a picture of a cucumber on the billboard with the tag line:
STOP VEGETABLE ABUSE!!!! Come to Sara’s Secret
for the best selection in adult toys!!!!