OldTroubador's blog post - A Few Short Funnies (at least they are to me)

I was westbound on I-70 in western Pennsylvania when I came up behind a ‘honey’ truck (a small tanker used for cleaning out septic systems). Across the back of it was painted five playing cards – the 10, jack, queen, king, and ace of spades. As I passed the truck, the company name was on the driver’s door. Then name of the company?
The Royal Flush, of course

I was at a rest area one day when a sign caught my eye. It said, “Please Walk Dogs On Leash”.
Okay, but I think it would be easier to walk them in the grass.

A billboard for a cosmetic surgeon (I wish I could remember where I saw this).
Oral
Facial
Beautiful


From the smart-ass files:
I was on the phone with my daughter the other day. I had spent 20 minutes telling her stupid trucker stories, ones I had personally witnessed in the last week. She was laughing so hard she could barely breathe. Between peals of laughter, once she caught her breath, she said to me,
“Daddy, your pain and frustration bring me so much joy!!!”