Hisdoll's blog post - Tips for talking to women #1

Don't lie, ever. Women have a weird intuition that tells them when a lie was just spoken. They may not be able to put their finger on it, but they know it's there. If you want your woman to believe you when you say things like “You're the most beautiful woman in the world” and “I love you” make sure you've given them cause to always trust your words.

I realize this is difficult because women are fantastic with the impossible questions. Allow me to help with one.

“Does this (insert any item here) make me look fat?”
To men this would seem a simple yes or no question, however it is not. Yes, is hurtful and will likely make her self conscious all night. No, means you aren't paying any attention at all, and she could be a whale. Again, making her self conscious all night.

I promise I'll give you the right answer, yes there is one.

Don't lie! If it does in fact look horrible and give her ass the appearance of two fat hogs wrestling, you don't want to tell her she looks great. Tell her the truth, in woman speak. Some correct answers:

“Eh, I really don't like that dress at all actually”
“I don't think it's the best one you have, if thats what you mean”
“What about that other one you had, I liked it more”

None of those are a lie. Truth, without hurt feelings.

If it doesn't make her look fat, you don't simply want to say no either. I know, women are a pain in the ass. No conveys that you aren't paying attention, or you don't care. Examples of what you should say:

“Wow, hell no it doesn't”
“We can go out, but I'll be taking that back off of you later”
“Oh nice, I'm gonna have to stick close to you tonight”

Again, no lies. Your woman will appreciate your honesty and you are free to not feel trapped by the impossible question. If you would like other cryptic female behavior decoded, please let me know!