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Fierceboy's blog post - I AM A GOLDEN GOD!

Wednesday, February 17, 2010, 5:44:42 PM
Ok, L.A. was absolute Hunter S.ian adventure the pleasures and excitements of which are rarely paralleled, but that all immediately fell to shit the moment I returned home and flopped on my couch to relax with my glorious and adored PS3 that I've had since launch day and began to watch a Blu-Ray only to have the movie seize up and the system refuse to read any discs afterward!

I screamed to the heavens and my tears formed rivers. I tried every different type of disc, DVD, CD, PS2 game, PS3... coaxing each time like a character on E.R., "LIVE damn it, LIVE!"

Nothing.

Once I got over my mourning period I found that Sony would charge me $150 for repair as it was no longer under warranty and that there were plenty of other shops willing to do the repair for about the same money. My mind became fixed on a plan so genius that some would call it MAD! <cue lightning>

I donned my lab coat and withdrew to the dark confines of my study with instructions to the rest of the household that I was not to be disturbed under any circumstances I began feverishly researching the problem. I deduced that it was my Blu-Ray Laser module, the KES-400a for those of you taking notes, that had burned out. I ordered its replacement for under $50. Yesterday it arrived and as I worked with an elaborate set of pulleys and arcane technology I extracted the heart of the unit and replaced it with the new one and...

AND...

IT'S ALIIIIIIVVEEE!!!!!!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!






I'm so happy!

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Sallinque
17-Feb-10 17:49:41
<troll>Should have bought an Xbox</troll> ;)

Kudos to you though! Charge $100 a time for replacing those and you'll have your step 2!
17-Feb-10 18:01:10
YAY!

Loved the dramatic writing style. I could almost hear the pipe organ playing in the background. :))
17-Feb-10 18:03:00
lol ty his_princess :)

And Sal, I think the last thing Xbox would want to bring up is reliability :P
..FooD..
17-Feb-10 18:44:47
ohkay people, pitchforks and torches, meet me in the town square, you know the drill.

hp, you can bring the popcorn.
17-Feb-10 19:58:28
sweet! wanna fix ma dvd player?
~Wenchie~
17-Feb-10 21:53:37
see, now that sorta shit dont happen with an xbox 360 =P

heheheh
17-Feb-10 22:29:25
Ok, one more time just for the record, Shitbox 360's have had a catastrophic %54.2 failure rate far, FAR in excess of any other gaming system currently or previously on the market and far in excess of the %10.6 for the PS3 which in my opinion is still too fucking high. The legendary "Red Ring of Death" fiasco has led to huge lawsuits against Microsoft and has had them painfully back peddling and throwing more and more money at the problem by switching their heat sinks in the system as well as having to extend their warranties out longer and longer. Sadly these quick fixes have done very little to stem the tide of system failures. It still boggles my mind why anyone would buy a system from the company that puts out a new shittier version of the bug filled Windows OS year after year.
17-Feb-10 22:31:25
Better a golden god than a golden dog. I hear they just like to retrieve things.

Um, wait, you retrieved a PS3 from the jaws of death. I guess you are a golden retriever after all.

Congrats, Fiercie. :)
Fun red
17-Feb-10 22:37:47
Holy Shit! How did you figure this out?!? YOU ARE A GENIUS! I love that you gave it to those motherfuckers who charge so much fucking money for this shit! Right on! You are indeed fierce.
~Wenchie~
18-Feb-10 1:26:24
hahahah knew that would stir u right up! lmao!
hahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahhaha