Dreamingof_U's blog post - sex isn't always hot and steamy..

Lately, I'm not capable of sexual intimacy as my boyfriend calls it.

He can't go down on me, and we don't have the full fledged SEX either...

It tends to trigger my bleeding

So I get nothing really.

I've given him a hand job in the shower... apparently I'm the first. Sigh, poor man. I've been the first to try this and that at least a half a dozen times now... and I wonder, am I THAT unique?


Anyway, lately, we've been stepping up the relationship. Regardless of lack of fulfilling sex.


I took him in hand, and swirled my tongue around his cock... making him wonderfully hard... I love precum so much... Mmmmm

Anyway, stroking balls and cock with hands, and swirling tongue, and pressing my throat around him making it feel like an orgasmic tremor is delightful. I love how it makes him moan and make comments. He's enjoying sex, it seems...

I'm glad...
anyway, I was giving him a deep throat, when I changed my position and ended up inhaling.. BAD move... but couldn't help it.... next thing I know he's cumming hard, and it shot right out my nose, with a squeaky snorted sneeze...

yes, really.

I sneezed his CUM all over him. Poor man


Thankfully he started laughing and couldn't stop for a while....

He has been chuckling and snorting out laughter randomly at work, thinking of me going down on him and then sneezing his gooey cum all over him...

It's going to be one of our inside jokes for the rest of our relationship. Thats for sure...

Blushing red and brightly... Oh yeah,

I'm glad we can laugh over awkward moments.

And that he finds it endearing, not at all frustrating or offending...

I'm glad I've got someone who rolls with it.. instead of a screaming raging angry soul like my ex...

Cumming out my nose was weirdly kinky... I mean.. I smelled his cum for a couple days, because of that.

Okay, so I'm weird... and I'm a very sexually pent up woman for too long in the past, and I'll be that way for a long while after the removal of my uterus, too....

So, I guess giving head, and simply snuggling are about all I've got to look forward to for about two more months...