Chesty McBoob's blog post

I had better luck playing the Sims this evening than I did with my Dr Kawashima's Brain Training *shakes fist in his general virtual direction*!

I created a new couple today, they fell in love and had lots of Woohoo (if you play Sims 2 you know what I mean!). I don't usually give them aspirations of romance as they become a pain in the arse and want to shag the world, but today I thought, what the Hell, lets go with it!

Then, bizarrely though I didn't plan it, she came home with someone from work, next thing you know they were friends, next thing you know she has a crush on him, next thing you know they are having Woohoo in the hot tub! (well I did make them do that when I saw they had a crush on each other!)

Then her male partner comes home with someone from work and stops at the front door to talk to this work colleague. They embrace, I click on kiss and weyhey, Bob's your uncle, he's obviously got the hots for his mate! They seemed to go at it for ages!

The funniest thing was that he and his colleague both work as fast food servers (in burger server style outfits). If you were into very specifically gay, fast food porn, this would definitely have got you going.

I never realised my Sims could be so exciting. My burger cooking bi Sim then went to bed, with his female slutty partner and I made them have more Woohoo. I was thinking all the time, bet he still had the horn from kissing his friend

I feel so dirty! LOL!