Chesty McBoob's blog post

Thanks for all the lovely compliments in the comments on my last post - I wasn't fishing for them so they were a lovely surprise

Had a great piece of spam mail this morning (at least I think it's spam). My spam mail usually asks me if I want bigger boobs (lol), drugs (always!), or to enlarge my manhood (!) so I usually just click on "delete". However I paused to read this one. It said:

"You can visit public pool as you know you have big tool"

So... is this part of a marketing drive spearheaded by the government to recruit more plumbers? Someone knows I have a rather large spanner in my home and feels this could be of benefit to the community, especially if they plan to swim?

Alternatively it could be some weird saying from a plumber's fortune cookie .... or it could be some sort of spy code, not meant for me at all.

I then read the other bit of the message which said ..... "Decorate your body with a huge instrument"

(even Gok Wan has never given that advice I suspect)

Now I am not the owner of a huge instrument (tuba, harp, drum kit etc.) but do have a small tin whistle. I think it is probably not adequate for the purpose. If anyone does have a huge instrument they are willing to lend me so I can decorate my body, please let me know

If I take photos of my body decorated with a huge instrument, would that warrant a new photo category on this site?

Back to checking my e-mails....